Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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