He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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