Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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