i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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