they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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