You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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