careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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