Hey man sorry I got all grabby
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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