i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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