Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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