you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Will exercising make me less horny?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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