So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
