It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I supernannyed him into submission
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
