Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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