Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
the raccoons are back...
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