My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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