he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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