then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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