whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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