If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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