Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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