I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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