i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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