So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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