Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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