you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I think my moral compass just broke
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
