did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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