How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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