at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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