I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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