used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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