She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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