I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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