Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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