we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Man, jail baloney is awful.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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