maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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