Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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