Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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