C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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