I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
