Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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