So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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