I feel like I'm in dance class right now
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
He has the fingertips of a God
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