your room smells of hookers.
And success
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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