i jhust puked up my retainher.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I love you.
Bad choice
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