so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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