I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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