the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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