i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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