his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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