69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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