Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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