I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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