where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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