There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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