u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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