so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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